Monday, July 2, 2007
Overheard Friday Night at the Bar /6-29-07
(Purty much reported as close to verbatim as possible)
"I’m not gonna believe a guy who probably still sniffs his mother’s ass."
"Clemens is a washed-up-millionare-baby-roid-guy-with-a-huge-head and a chub master who couldn’t find the seventh inning even with a box score in his hands."
"My father used to say Narraganset beer was nothing more Cranston rat piss".
"Do you think this place will ever have Karaoke?"
"I gotta move next weekend, do you know anybody who could hook me up with some crank?"
"When she bends over you can see all the way to China."
"They should ban Bob Dylan from that jukebox, every song sounds like a cat caught in the spokes of a bicycle."
"I love Providence cuz it’s like one big local bar where the street dirtballs sit right next to the wannabe models right next to crooked politicians and everybody’s still talking about goddamn Cianci."
"I don’t know whether to drink heavy or hard, or hard and heavy."