Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Bar Talk # 6
Overheard Friday Night (9-16-11) at Nick-A-Nees
Providence, Rhode Island
(Purty much reported as close to verbatim as possible.)
If there’s one thing that truly curbs my enthusiasm it’s actually watching Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
By the end of this Sox-Rays series I’ll be washing down my popcorn with vodka and Drano on the rocks. I’m calling it the J-Lackey.
My father was a union man for forty five years. He was around when everyone knew they needed unions. Back in the day they just knew it.
I can’t play pool but I do know how to bend over and shake my ass.
I just came from the Dropkick Murphy’s outdoor show and man it seemed like it was just that close to the edge of weird-poseur-white-guy-high-testosterone-violence.
Q: How can you waste your time talking to those boring idiots? A: Well someone has to do it, right?
Taj Mahal at the Park Cinema, can you explain that to me?
Those jello-shots seem frat-like and they don’t really seem to fit in with this place, do they? I’ve had three, and now I’m looking hard for the jello-shot girl.
It’s like the time machine just let some travelers out the sliding doors, except they came out slightly altered.
Sure, RFK wasn’t exactly JFK-lite, nor was he Teddy Boy-reinforced.
Billy Wilder talking about comedy is like a priest talking about eternal redemption, you got to give the guy certain credence.
I just don’t see Governor Chafee leading any of us to the Promised Land.
A few good drinks are far better for the brain cells than TM, LSD, yoga, tai chi, acupuncture, massage, or running around in the woods in your underwear and socks and do you know how I know this? Look around man, all those dudes and dudettes who specialize in that shit are in here sucking them down.
Why are half of those dancers wearing yacht togs and boating attire?
I’d do her with my pool stick, sans chalk, know what I mean?
Did you see him in action last night, he was inventing a brand new half-a-step primitive stomp, and just because of his hair most of the party was trying to follow him down that rocky road.
If that’s the hippy hippy shake find me some young republicans.
That’s the kinda guy who stands in front of the mirror to see if his brown fedora matches his red thong.
She broke my heart, my wallet and my ass and there’s a part of me that still wants to give her mucho credit and another goddamned chance. Buy me a drink, the stupider the better.