Sunday, May 8, 2011
Bar Talk # 5
Overheard Friday Night (5-6-11) at Nick-A-Nees
Providence, Rhode Island
(Purty much reported as close to verbatim as possible.)
"He was jimmy-jammin’ doing overtime, man."
"The Bruins sweeping the series tastes just like…freshly cooked bacon."
"Brown and RISD are like spicy side dishes of Providence, Johnson & Wales is like the ground beef, and PC is like that warm beer sitting on front lawn in that half empty cup."
"Yeah, I’ve got balls. You just can’t see them cuz they're up in my ass."
"You’ve heard the cliché, but up there on the dance floor is the illustration: Goofy white people dancing.”
"All that’s left here are band people and a bunch of crackpots."
"I gotta get home and buy some gaggers and watch Poker After Dark."
"He’s like King Sunny Ade without the genie hat."
"It’s all about the electromagnetic waves, particularly in the coastal regions."
"That guy is dancing with a traffic safety cone."
"How many ass jokes do you actually know?"
"I’m probably going to adopt a dog even though I’m probably not capable of taking care of one."
"I really want a Girl Scout cookie."
"When you see him still standing after midnight, it’s never ever a good thing."
"Okay, no problem, a hat tip and a handshake, they found Osama Bin Laden. But, what’s up with Whitey Bulger?"